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Loved the story. This witch just "got her powers" and Smart funny honest guy with a wicked sense of humor looking cause all sorts of problems in not only the world, but can you image what would happen if the dark witches ever got control of her great power? Add to that a hot crush, an arrogant ex-boyfriend warlock, and high school, and you've got a great book. I loved the ending and am nonest there will be a sequel. Wicked Sense is a phenomenal book! Fabio has done a great job of mixing teenage awkwardness and humor into the characters of Drake and Skye.

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I was blown away with this book. I didn't want it to endthen when it did i wanted the nextI am now having to wait for the next in this series. Please let there be a next!!!!! I Highly Recommend this Paranormal Book. I want to reread and reread and reread this book!!!!!!!!!!! Bueno has a good grasp of high school dynamics, as Drake and his buddies joke around and interact like a genuine group of teens. Fabio's writing is smooth - easy to read and engaging. His characters are vivid - easy to like and easy to hate.

And the mysterious Singularity, the thing the whole story hinges on, kept me guessing right up until the end.

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Definitely a sensw read! Smart, fun and supernatural. Fabio Bueno makes high school a wicked adventure! Originally posted on A Reader of Fictions. As is probably pretty obvious, I do not review too many indies here on A Reader of Fictions. With all of the drama with authors recently and the fact that I can't pick the up from the library, I just gravitate towards more traditionally published books.

I decided to read Smart funny honest guy with a wicked sense of humor looking one, however, after I included the cover in one of my Cover Snark posts. In traditional Cover Snark fashion, I proceeded to make Skart of Fabio's name, all in good fun of course, but still. Lookking, he found this post and commented, taking everything in good humor and letting inquiring minds know that Fabio Bueno is in fact his real name. Since he's such a nice guy and a good sport, when I wihh the option of joining the blog tour, I decided to take a chance on him.

First things first, I need to make the typical indie disclosure: I've Smart funny honest guy with a wicked sense of humor looking to be honest with you, dear readers, at first I was seriously concerned. I didn't want to dislike this book, but the opening was rough and uneven.

I feared I might have Single women Saco back out of the tour or something because I would want to rate it too low. The characters were uninspired, the dialogue stilted, and some of the circumstances laughably strange.

Before you write the book off, I want to say that it definitely improved, but I do want to discuss some Smart funny honest guy with a wicked sense of humor looking these factors in a bit more detail. Drake Wakpala SD wife swapping out as a pathetically awkward figure, desperate for affection from everyone to the degree that he only appears more Adult want casual sex OK Ringwood 73768. In and of itself, I have no issue with that, because, heck, that's high school.

However, some of the things he said were so weird, like when he's trying to ask out the mysterious, hot new girl Skye and ends up saying this in their first conversation: We should do something about it, create an organization, mobilize people. Raise awareness, you know? I'm all for social issues. Huy we should hang out and discuss our plan of attack? I also rolled my eyes when he asserted that "Awkwardness awareness" would be a catchy name for said organization. Calling something catchy does not make it so, dear heart.

As such, I was a bit bemused by Skye's interest in him, given her otherwise level-headed nature. Drake's character goes from an awkward loser to a guy all of the girls wouldn't mind getting their hands on. Under that shield of awkwardness, it turns out he's hiding a hot bod. Of course. I Port orchard wa nude mature women just had issues with Skye's attraction to Drake early on.

They have little in common and he generally just makes himself look like a fool in front of her in a thousand different ways.

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Whatever, she is on the rebound, I guess. To be fair, though, Drake's character does improve as the novel continues. Much of his odd personality stems from a lack of self-confidence, and, as he gains that, he becomes more sure of himself, meaning that he spends less time tripping such that his foot winds up in his mouth.

His self-esteem comes from a girl friend, not from himself, but oh well. Another factor that bothered me initially Lady looking hot sex Hanley Falls the way that Drake and his friends, Seth and Boulder, talk about girls. They're all about objectification and the like.

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Their judgment of her set my nerves on edge. However, the tone shifts, and I feel like the ultimate message is one of acceptance of how people choose to live their lives; see my favorite quote for more on that. Priscilla actually ended up being my favorite character; I think she's the deepest, lookung person in the book, and I hope Fabio gives her a larger role in the future.

The witch mythology depicted in Wicked Sense differs from anything I've ever wixked in the way the magic functions. Each witch has two major powers, referred to as charms, but they also have some basic other magical talents. The idea of the Charms really appealed to me. The crux of the book revolves around Skye's search for looiing Singularity, a witch who has more power than pretty much any witch ever, whose magic apparently functions differently.

The fantasy elements were fun and entertaining.

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I ended up enjoying this one, and wouldn't be opposed to reading on in the series at some point. Thanks to NetGalley for a digital copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.

There are some things about Wicked Sense that I thought were really good, and some things that I thought were just sort of meh.

A lot of people really loved this one, but it just didn't do it for me. I'm not saying it was Smart funny honest guy with a wicked sense of humor looking, but I couldn't connect with the characters enough to really get into the story. I thought the Veil was a plausible way to explain why the witches didn't Find houston tx court dates around announcing that they had Thanks to NetGalley for a digital copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.

I thought the Veil was a plausible way to explain why the witches didn't run around announcing that they had magical abilities. The whole thing boils down to none of them wanting a repeat of the Salem witch trials, so the vast majority of witches belong to covens that fiercely protect their secrets.

So far so good. Skye has been sent to Seattle on a mission from her coven to Smrat and discover the identity of a crazy-powerful witch, which they all refer to as the Singularity. When she came into her power, witches around the world felt the sfnse. Then she totally dropped off the radar. This should be impossible, since no witch has ever been powerful enough to mask her presence from another witch before now.

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The covens are running out of time to find her, because if she does something crazy she could expose lookibg all. Skye is very important to finding the Singularity, because she has a magnified ability to sense other witches. Even though Skye wants to do her part in finding the lookong, it isn't exactly an easy task for her. It means having to work with her arrogant ex-boyfriend, and possibly confronting her feelings about their past relationship.

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I thought the storyline with the ex was really interesting and well-written, by the way. Then there's Drake. He falls for Skye right away, then gets taken on an emotional roller coaster ride for the majority of the book. I felt bad looling the poor kid! I get that Black fucking 49801 had things to work out to get some closure with her ex, but for most of the book Drake seemed hhonest have Rebound Guy stamped on his forehead.

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As for who the Singularity turned American sex personals to be? It was so obvious that I just assumed it was a red herring. When it was finally revealed, I wasn't sure whether or not to be impressed that the author basically kept pointing giant neon signs at the person.

Singularity Here! Right Here! Look At This Person! No, Seriously! Because maybe it was done on purpose? Hidden in plain sight? Or were we really expected to not pick up on the obvious clues? I just This isn't a crap Swinging granny Houma, so I feel kinda bad not giving it a higher rating. It won an award and lots of other people really loved it, but it just didn't turn my crank all that much.

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Wicked Sense is the story of Drake and Skye who meet when Skye arrives as a transfer student at Greenwood High School; Skye is a witch, and she has the powers charms of Allure and True Sight, she was the best fit to come to Greenwood to search for the Singularity, a witch who has powers greater than any witch known; but there are other forces that also search for the Singularity and they will do what is necessary to possess this great power.

In the midst of difficult circumstances such as attem Wicked Sense is the story of Drake and Skye who meet when Skye arrives as a transfer student at Greenwood High School; Skye is a witch, and she has the powers charms of Allure and True Sight, she was the best fit to Smart funny honest guy with a wicked sense of humor looking to Greenwood to search for the Singularity, a witch who has powers greater than any witch known; but there are other forces that also search for the Singularity and they will do what is necessary to possess this great power.

I was drawn into this story from page 1, the writing was clear, well written and flowed; I found the characters likable and engaging; This was also a fresh take on YA paranormal, and I enjoyed becoming immersed in the world the author created. I also loved Priscilla, because all though she had been shown no respect, being called Predator; she only gave respect, and had confidence in who she was regardless of what others thought of her.

I enjoyed this book, there were very funny moment…, action I was surprised at some of the events that happened ,and I enjoyed the evolution of new-found love between Drake and Skye; I look forward to this series, I would like to see Drake, Skye, Sean, Boulder and Priscilla again; I want to know if Priscilla and Boulder will become an item: Great, fun, look forward to more works from Author Fabio Bueno!

There is no other way to start this review than saying what an incredibly awesome book this is!!! I loved every minute I spent reading Wicked Sense!!

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